Beepdebeep beeeep. Options Initiated.
Missed Red Flags
She's so desparate for a date, she is missing the key words.
Jeez, make up your mind, lady.
Your Money Or Your Life
I ain't playing.
His 7 failed suicide attempts have made him an unstoppable beast.
Oh what a difference 5 years makes.
342 Days Later
The Donald has his finger on the pulse of the nation... and the nuclear button.
Google Maps for Snails
As the crow flies or as the snail travels.
Is happiness also a mental illness?
I have a bum elbow and bum hip, too.
Can't Get a Grip
My penis is too small for my permanent grip!
Meow with Accent
The tilde changes everything.
I have a wife and larvae at home!