Celebrity Kind of Asshole
Actually we like movies stars...
Blinded by love
A pity click is so much easier than the pity fuck. Won't You?
This has probably been done before, my apologies to being commonplace.
Nothing says romance like a little weight gain humor
I find you absolutely intoxicating, my liquid lovely.
We imagine that this is the type of nonsense the parents of Joan and John Cusack had to deal with
She said yes! Yes! Yes!
(judge) I hereby sentence you to 20 years. (character witness) Well, that backfired.
Uncle Sam Demand
Feel free to use me on your social media.
Haters Will Find a Way
You can try to curtail the hate, but they'll find one reason or another.
You're going down!