Celebrity Kind of Asshole
Actually we like movies stars...
For You
Blinded by love
Pity Click
A pity click is so much easier than the pity fuck. Won't You?
Intelligent Life
This has probably been done before, my apologies to being commonplace.
Until You're
Nothing says romance like a little weight gain humor
Intoxicated
I find you absolutely intoxicating, my liquid lovely.
Child Actors
We imagine that this is the type of nonsense the parents of Joan and John Cusack had to deal with
Indecent Proposal
She said yes! Yes! Yes!
Sentence
(judge) I hereby sentence you to 20 years. (character witness) Well, that backfired.
Uncle Sam Demand
Feel free to use me on your social media.
Haters Will Find a Way
You can try to curtail the hate, but they'll find one reason or another.
BJ Scene
You're going down!
The Man In Me
Sometimes I hate the man in me.