Can you tell that we love our beer?
Grumpy Old Fart
You're still alive on earth because God don't want you in heaven.
Steer Clear Career
Destiny can't be changed...
Skirting the Flirting
3rd Date. They're shy. They both hope the other catches their drift.
Games People Play
You'll never win against a woman.
No Such Thing as Coincidences
We're both wearing the same shade of green (but I had to run to Target this morning to get me a shirt this color).
A Pimp Influence in the Corporate World
Pimps are making money hand over fist, why not put a Starbucks on every corner, too?
A Man By Any Other Name
Remember those "Fractured Fairy Tale" cartoons from the 80's? This is our version.
You're Gonna Miss Me
She was always right.
Shit Don't Stink
We all know that person who posts the abosolute worst shit and yet it gets 1000's of likes.
We are once again in a creative funk, folks!
We felt inspired by the homeless beggars today - 2 for the price of 1!
The Need in You
In grammar you get a B, in love you get an F.