Celebs with Guns and Shooting Stars are the same thing, no?
On top of a jab at Trump, we inadvertantly condescended women. 2 for one!
Not What I Meant
Cat whiskers whould have been the better option.
File a Complaint
We also thought about going with "If You Have Nothing Nice to Say, Tweet It."
The Smart(ass) Home
My smarthome is already getting a bit sassy with me, it won't be long before it's a complete asshole.
The ups and downs and of dating in this modern age.
I'm gonna teach you a lesson, punk ass bitch, and you're gonna learn. You're gonna learn real good.
A desk job for 16 hours a day. Great.
4th of July
Yes, we posted this on the 4th of July, so if you're reading this later, it was timely at one point.
Work Quote Unquote
I'll be the judge of whether you "work" from home, says my TV
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Sleep On It
Get it? Of course you do. This was a terrible attempt at humor.
Jesus is Coming