You saved my life, glurg glurg glurg!
Newton vs. Johnny Law Breaker
Patriotism is really just a matter of where and when you were born.
I see your lump of coal, bro, and I up the ante a severed human foot.
Take Care of Your Sister
She's been taken care of, Dad.
Taste my success, bitches!
Sunday Morning Improv
A funny thing happened on the way to church...
All We Get
Beauty and the beast - it's a toss up after pen meets paper.
Apples and Oranges
One man's success is another man's uncurable chlamydia.
Edgy or trying to hard?
My Girlfriend, Ladies and Gentlemen
In reality, my girlfriend is really nice. My wife, on the other hand...
So... I'd like to know whether you plan on giving me a hummer after dinner?
I drew a heart in your blood, if that doesn't prove love, I don't know what does!