The Hero Zero
Let others tell of your heroics.
And at least I don't have to wear a uniform to work, either.
TED Ass Talks
If Ace Ventura led a TED Talk.
The Problem with Being a 21st Century Pirate
A little MLB humor for you...
You Can't Get into Hell
He doesn't believe in me, either, said Satan, my hands are tied.
A gravestone rarely gets the last word.
There's a story behind every story.
Betty is my Wife
Water cooler downer.
Dreams Inevitably Become Nightmares in Time
Moral of the story - don't tell people what you'd like to be in life because it always comes back to bite you in the ass!
Count Your Blessings
God Bless Yoga Pants!
Hipsters, nerds, and goths, oh my.
Your Aura is Touching Me
We're not sure what this one means... but supposedly dark pink aura is for "immature."
He's a true pick up artist.