How do crickets know if they're bombing or killing it during standup comedy?
The original fleshlight.
Game of Thrones - Corporate Edition
We've actually never seen Game of Thrones. My apologies if this is stupid.
We love sacrilegious humor. But really, who doesn't?
In the Long Run
The emo kid has a point.
When God was handing out cat lives, he said 'nein'.
Medicinally induced good times.
Cloud surgery is his only hope.
Your Kidney Says
You're under arrest for internal battery.
Bruce Banner's Tailor
Oh, quite the contrary, Dr. Banner. I love you when you're angry.
There are Two Types of People in this World... And They're Both Assholes
If you don't get it by now, we hate everyone.
The Problem With Dating a Scrabble Wiz
Same applies to Words with Friends.
21st Century Criminals
In Bed with my partners in crime.