If you don't get off your lazy ass, you're dead to me!
If Magazines Could Talk
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition has several I's.
Based on a True Story
Could have easily worked with 1-2-3-4 I declare a thumb war.
Life is good until I look in the mirror.
Hoo ha, that's the stuff!
To those who don't know, a dunce cap was a coned hat they'd make kids wear and shove them in the corner to shame them.
We've all had weekends that have gone to shit. You'll laugh in time.
That one armed bandit stole my heart!
A Christmas Metaphor
We love it until their time has come and gone.
Three Day Weekend
Poor Santa, never gets a break.
Martini's make me vary sarcastic.