Indulding the Whims of my Autistic Child
Look! Up in the sky! Yeah, yeah...
Cop a Feel
We feel this could cop a like.
Jesus in High School
We remember the horror of asking girls out, too.
Have We Met?
Hello. Nice to meet you. Now die.
Just an Asshole
Say it with words, you big baby.
Who Let the Cats Out?
Thanks for trying, God, but next time ask before doing me a favor.
Shopping for Pants
He puts the Goo in Google.
God Damn You
I knew I should have stabbed that valet!
Just Making Sure
Didn't want to say something I'd regret.
There's a Special Place In Hell
Politics, Religion, Women's Rights, Forward Me, and College Football - Stay off Social Media with your opinion, please.
What a Difference a Day Makes
You put the 'oh' in Oh My... no, wait, you put the "oh' in Oh No.
Literal
You want a dollar? You'll work for it one way or another.