I need an emoticon to go along with your LOL
Pick up lines from the pantsless man.
When you're losing the battle, you can still win the war.
Avenge My Deaeth
Your death will be at my hands, dear.
Don't Label Me
How dare you try to corner me in a social role, Santa.
No Hable Ingles
You sure can keep a secret, Paco.
They Grow Up So Fast
His first last date.
Yes, I'd do it again.
The car read 'Dodge' for a reason, officer.
No need to worry about saving for college, son.
3 Dates, You're Out!
Distraction techniques work only for so long.
Baddest Financial Advice
As your financial advisor, I advise you to rob that man.
The Sentimental Monster
I barely knew ye!
Glass Half-Full Type of Guy
Junkfood and Netflix all day? What the fuck is he complaining about?