Random Acts of Kindness
Please, just put an end to my misery already.
Not Racist
Seriously - we're not racist. We merely find inappropriate humor amusing.
Disgraceful Loser
If they're bitching and hating, chances are you're whooping them, you winner, you.
Not an Actor
We live in Des Moines, Iowa, Bob.
Oh Christmas Tree
Did You Know? Jesus' cross was cut from a Christmas Pine. (not really)
Worst Mantra Ever
Please, please, buy our art. We don't want to work until we're 80.
You Are Funny
I guess you do have a good sense of humor, sweet tits.
The Malcontent Magician Strikes Again
... and again... and again...
First Times
I think we posted this to Twitter (as text) a while back, but we're having a creative blockage... however, now brought to you with image!
Frowny Face
Sad posts from a sad and oblivious man.
Perspective
The poor little boy is feeling so low right about now.
Part-Centaur
Yes, another penis joke.