No One Can Prove Him Wrong
Sometimes I wish I knew more so I could dispute this bullshit he's spewing.
Oh The Humanity
When Friends are your only friends, and Family Matters are the only family who matter.
Hand in Marriage
This immature man is keeping you from your childhood dream. Move on.
Murder Addiction Intervention
When your addiction is murder, who will hold your intervention?
Curtis is Curt
How'd you know my name was Curt, bitch?
God Hates You
It's not that God has forgotten about you - it's that He hates you.
The Question You Don't Want to Know the Answer To
You'll be the first person I find when my problems boil over.
The Boss Don't Like Giving Raises
You want a what, you fat son of a bitch? Get out of my office with that nonsense.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm already bored with you.
Fell So Hard
Sweet, or not? We thought it was sweet (but we don't do sweet very often)
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
But I don't understand? I don't "need" beer to survive?
Insignificant Other still has a personal tone to it, does it not?