We thought about getting poetic with the prose, but we can't rhyme.
Thought about going violent with this instead ("so what do you use to beat your kids"), but when goofy instead. We may regret it.
Comic Strips Gone Bad
I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you?
Always be very specific and cautious when asking for wishes.
Old and Tired
It's been 12 years of pure wedded mediocrity.
If you want something done right, do it yourself bossman.
My Wife Has It All
Apparently we have different interpretations of having it all.
When Sucking Balls is Good
Not our proudest comic...
Father Daughter Relationship
Good luck in life, my homely child.
We went a bit corny (again).
We thought about a punchline of "what makes you think i'd be joking" instead? Maybe we'll save that for a future webcomic!
Scared the shit out of me or scared me shitless - both work, we guess?